So, after much deep contemplation, I've had an epiphany. I believe, if you're going to have an emotional breakdown at the University of Northern Iowa, the bathroom is the best place to have it.

See, the showers are like around the corner and behind a wall from the toilets, so if someone just comes in to pee, they won't hear you. And if you hang a towel outside, the RA's will just think someone is showering when they come through for rounds. As long as you aren't too loud, you're set. If you are too loud, you can just turn the water on, and you're good to go.

I would especially recommend the showers that can also be bathtubs, because you could sit in them, and no one likes to stand through an emotional breakdown.

In fact, I believe if you are in serious need of alone time, this is also the ideal situation. Cause, sometimes, we all get a little sick of people.

the end.