-Cydonia was a region in Greece named after King Cydon, who was the son of Hermes and some dumb bitch. Its also a place on Mars where there are faces, i.e. maybe life? If, hypothetically speaking, Cydonia had knights, a stupid band called Muse could write a dumb song about these 'Knights of Cydonia' and then a video game company could put this song on Guitar Hero 3. And if all of these conditions were present, I would believe this song was in place just to make my life miserable, because that's what its doing.

-My eye won't stop twitching, I'm sure this is just my brain tumor. Or SaraH is in mortal danger. Either way, no worries.

-I woke up this morning because I left my window open last night and around 8 a gale force wind started blowing shit around my room. It was scary and unpleasant.

-There's this quote I used to like, it went something like '4 a.m. is the hardest time to be alive. 4 a.m. knows all my secrets, 4 a.m. is where all my dreams die.' I would say, on a personal note, when insomnia hits, its actually around 5:30 that those things happen, especially if your dream involves sleeping.

-Real professor quote: 'You are all a species of homos. There were homos before you, and when you guys reproduce, there will be more homos. But thanks to evolution and genetic diversity, there is a lot of genetic variety in the homo species.' This is also the guy that did an impression of a sperm playing football. Sometimes I like college.

-I used to take this personality disorder test at www.4degreez.com when I was really screwed up. I usually scored very high for Borderline, and high for like Histrionic and Obsessive-Compulsive. I took it last week, and I scored low on everything. That's right kittens, I'm now the picture of mental health. You all should strive to be more like me (ha!).

-I'm officially addicted to watching t.v. shows on Netflix. I've watched all the good shows, and I'm at the point where I'm going to start watching 'Xena'. No joke, I really am that lame....but mentally healthy!

-The end.