(this blog is going to be hilarious, because of the following sentence)

So I was sitting next to this Nascar enthusiast at dinner tonight.....
(told you)

And he was watching the race on tv. And he kept saying things (to me) like 'Isn't it amazing that's happening at 180?'

I pretended I was deaf.

This did not deter the Nascar enthusiast.

Then it switched to 'YES!!' and 'WHOO' and 'Isn't it great that Junior is sucking today?'
(he was a very enthusiastic enthusiast)

Simultaniously, he kept going and getting more popcorn shrimp.

And more.

And more.

This guy ate a total of 5 fucking baskets of popcorn shrimp.

JESUS TIT!

Then just as I was getting up to go back to work, a chick sat down on the other side of the bar, and started saying similar things....and soon, the enthusiastic nascar enthusiast and the chick engaged in conversation.

Then they had wild sex on the floor.

Kidding about that last part, but seriously, I think I witnessed a hookup tonight...in the Piazza.

What a magical place.