I think a great invention would be sunscreen that doesn't smell like every other sunscreen there is. I really hate the smell of sunscreen, and as a result am less inclined to wear it. There are plenty of other serious negatives about sunscreen, and really only one positive which I think is really debatable because in order to prevent cancer you have to re-apply the shit like every hour, which seems to me like a ploy to get you to buy more sunscreen because people are so afraid. I'm sure there's an economic concept for that, but since the only economics class I've taken was with Mr. Barker (and we all know how those tend to go), I don't know what its called.

But what I do know is this: when little kids walk buy me, or when people come through the drive thru at Caribou smelling like sunscreen, I feel gross and greasy and want to take a shower. And that's just awkward and uncomfortable.

For realz.