Wednesday, October 15, 2008

1st question-why is your economic plan better than the other guys?

8:03-For the first time I like John McCain's tie. Nice choice.

8:05-Red, however, is not Barack's color.

8:06-So far, neither of them have answered the specific question.
- John McCain is looking might freaky looking at Barack

8:07-Obama's plan had 2 points, McCain's had 1...Obama wins that.

8:08-Here is the taking the fight to Obama technique. Woot.

8:09-Obama is wrong. He keeps saying 95% of families would get a tax break but really only like 86% of families would get a tax cut under his plan. Still more than McCain...but still.

8:12-McCain tried to make a joke..or something....awww

8:13-First rule of debate Johnny-DON'T INTERRUPT YOUR OPPONENT IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE

8:14-Scheiffer's tie is hideous

Question 2-Whatcha gonna cut in order to slow down the deficit?

8:16-Obama says lets give the children free college=YES PLEASE

8:17-Obama opposes off shore drilling because it won't give us any noteable relief and that won't even happen for like 10 years.

8:18-John is always saying he knows how to do all this stuff, and I always just wonder how he seems to know everything...
-He wants to cut out all the pork, but I would disagree that pork is always a bad thing. And
they account for like 1% of the budget...so...it wouldn't that make much difference

8:19-Holy crap Obama just said what I just said! Emily=1

8:20-"I am not president Bush"-yeah but you sure did vote with him 90% of the time

8:23-HAHA LOLOLOL Obama just used FoxNews against John McCain...Obama just won this debate, I don't even care what else happens
-"Essentially what you are proposing is 8 more years of the same thing"=Nice

8:24-"Your argument for standing up to leaders in your party isn't very convincing"....Didn't Obama just give like 6 examples of that??

Question 3-Will you say what you've said in your commercials to each other's faces? Kick Ass. Amazing Question.

8:26-We're bringing up John Lewis now? Why would Obama repudiate Lewis's remarks...because he was right...

8:27-Obama has spent more money on negative campaigning than any campaign in history? Really? Johnny can prove it? So why didn't he? Maybe he's spent more on negative campaigns because he's spent more on any kind of campaigns because his campaign has raised more money than (I'm guessing) ANY candidate ever.

8:30-Obama just congratulated McCain's football team...lol.
-"Of course I'm talking about the economy"-McCain=yeah...since...yesterday....?
8:31-Obama is calling McCain out on his supporters yelling terrorist and Sarah Palin not stopping it. How will McCain respond?

8:33-McCain says he's repudiated every time someone got out of line. That I'm not sure about, but I know Sarah Palin hasn't.

8:34-Johnny is PISSED. Obama is trying to bring the talk back to issues, and McCain just wants to nitpick about John Lewis. That's probably why he's losing right now...

8:35-Ayers=everyone who has had anything to do with education in Illinois has had contact with Ayers. AND John McCain was the keynote speaker at some ACORN shinndig a few years ago. Look it up.

8:37-Ayers has never been involved in Obama's campaign and never will be. Good Answer.

8:38-I can't keep up with what he's saying...but this is a ridiculously kick ass answer. Holy shit. Mind=blown.

8:39-McCain...Obama just explained his relationship with these organizations...GET OVER IT. Ugh.

Question 4-Why would the country be better off if Biden became president vs Palin becoming president?

8:40-Justin came into my room so I missed Obama's answer.

8:42-Do a shot! McCain said Reformer twice.

8:42-Haha...Sarah Palin is a role model for women. 2 words-compulsive breeder.

8:43-Reformer again!
-Sarah Palin understands special needs kids...we gotta find out the reason Autism is on the
rise...what does that have to do with the rest of your campaign

8:44-YES. "Finding out about Autism will require more funds, and an across the board spending freeze won't allow for that." Good answer.

Bob cut them off. Ugh. That was a good one topic. Sad face.

Question 5-Give us a number of how much we can reduce foreign oil imports in the next 4 years

8:47-We're going to eliminate all imports from the middle east and Venezula....how Johnny?

8:48-Obama=In 10 years we'll be off foreign oil. That sounds a little more realistic to me. McCain seems to be saying we're only going to buy oil from Canda...but...is there really enough oil in Canda to power everything in America that currently needs it? We can't get off oil until we have alternate energy sources, and we won't be able to do that totally in the next 4 years. Nice try though John.

8:51-"I admire so much senator Obama's eloquence" ...wow that was kind of a dick thing to say. Not worded well.

8:52-Haha, John says drugs are killing young Americans. And your wife is stealing them from her own charity...yeah, we should probably get an handle on that.

8:53-John seems so worked up and just really angry...but Obama is like totally cool. I know I'm biased...but wow.

8:54-Obama's fuel efficient cars and alternate engery cars tax cut plan=yes please. Like he keeps saying, we can't drill our way out of this problem.

8:55-"Obama wants to restrict trade and raise taxes"....oh John...*sigh*

Question 6-Something about healthcare

8:56-there's a lot of yelling outside in the lawn...wonder what that's about....

8:57-Obama's healthcare plan is badass. I don't care what you say, it is badass.

8:59-McCain=fighting against fat kids. I agree...but its funny.

9:00-Whoever this Joe the Plumber guy is...he's fucking famous now.

9:01-I wonder how many Joe the Plumber shirts will be online tomorrow...Joe...lolz

9:02-I'm over healthcare....NEXT PLEASE

9:03-Johnny, what in the world are you talking about? You seem to be having a difficult time staying on topic tonight dear....lets work on that

9:05-Obama is looking a little flustered.

OMG Abortion question....this is going to be good.

9:06-didn't McCain used to support a woman's right to choose to have an abortion?

9:08-He just said anyone who supports Roe v Wade is not qualified to be on the supreme court. Wow....I can't believe he just said that...really...wow

9:11-John=we have to change the culture of America. Then he said the 'pro abortion' movement. He is so wrong here. I'm not pro abortion...I'm pro choice.

9:13-Obama on partial birth abortion=for a ban on partial birth abortion as long as it provides a clause for the health of the mother. Agreed.

9:14-Obama=he's saying lets try to stop pregnancies before they get to the abortion stage.

9:15-John-STOP SAYING PRO ABORTION.

Last Question=We spend more on education, but we still suck...whatcha gonna do?

9:17-Obama=recruit an army of new teachers....lol

9:18-John=this is the civil rights issue of the 21st century. what?

9:19-John=create competition between schools? How are you going to implement that?

9:20-John=reward good teachers, yeah I'm all about that, but we also need to get good teachers into schools that sucks...which includes inner city schools, which is not where good teachers want to be. So...how's that gonna work?

9:23-#3 pet peeve about John McCain....Washington does not have an 'r' in it. WASH not WaRsh...duh

9:24-Why are we talking about Autism again? I'm all about curing that shit...but that's not what the question is...so...yeah...

9:26-I wonder if Joe the Plumber is going to come up on stage with them at the end of this. I wonder who he's voting for?

9:27-John closing statement=1) we're not friends. we do not have pizza at either of our houses, so stop thinking that we're friends. 2) thank you for serving John, but I don't think you're the best man for this job.

9:29-Obama closing statement=he just said 'our brighter days are still ahead'...didn't Johnny say that at the last debate? lame. Its ok though, I already voted for him earlier today.

That is that. I'm going to say Obama won. Your thoughts?

P.S. Neither of the lady's outfits were cute. Your vote cannot be determined by who's wife was hotter tonight, I'm sorry.

1 comment:

Sara said...

Best example I have seen of classic Schnurrrrrrr bloggage in awhile. Well done.