Inaguration by the numbers:

As of 10:50 a.m. (11:50 EST), MSNBC coverage

People shown crying:7

Oversized bows on Aretha Franklin:1

People at this shindig: 2 million-ish

Minutes 'Simple Gifts' will be stuck in my head after Yo-Yo Ma plays it: hundreds

Scene shots of seagulls: 1

Ugly colors worn by Lady Obama: 1=puke green...w.t.f.?

Times Obama messed up his oath: 3...aww he was nervous

Times his daughters were adorable: too many

Times the Bible was quoted in inaguration address:1

People sleeping behind Obama: 2...I'm not kidding.

Shout-outs to atheists: 1

Lame poems read:1

How hopeful I am right now, on a scale of one to very: VERY.

Way to go America.