So here is my live blog of George W. Bush's farewell speech (I'm calling it the 'So Long Asshole' address in my head)(that's not very nice...I'm going to try to not get yelly during this, but it might happen)(W and I have a lot of bad blood).

6:52 p.m.-Wheel of Fortune is on right now. The chick that just won is really obnoxious. I hope she loses.

6:55-I think its kind of weird how Pat always has to hold the person's hand when they walk from the winner's wheel to the solving area.

6:56-She lost. And she would have gotten $30,000. Ha ha bitch. Ha ha.

6:59-Do you think president's get nervous before they give nationally televised addresses?
-also, I just tried to turn up the t.v. on my computer. Yeah, I'm in college.

7:01-Note:Laura Bush is wearing red shoes. I hope you all know what that means.
-I hope they don't applaude through this whole thing. That would get annoying and I got shit
to do

7:03-He's working a little bit of a unibrow. You think they would have done some manscaping before this. I would have...except it would be womanscaping. Same principle though.

7:04-"The nation is equipped with new tools to stop terrorists"...as in unwarranted wiretaps?

7:05-"Iraq is a friend of the United States"...lol.

7:06-Thing I won't miss about W #1-That stupid smirk on his face all the time.

7:07-"Across our country students are rising to meet higher standards" "The addicted and suffering are finding hope through faith based programs"...No Child Left Behind say what? No. And also, WTF did you have to do with rehab programs? I'm pretty sure that shits been around longer than you.

7:09-"I've always acted in the best interest of the country"...Oh W. I suppose if you consider what's best for your ego what's best for America then yes.

7:11-WTF is he doing with his eyebrows? Is he having a stroke?

7:12-"This is a country where immigrants are willing to give everything for freedom" and we will then load them on buses and send them back where they came from.

7:13-Why do I care about these people? Answer:I don't.

7:14-God bless you too W. Just go back to Texas and fade away so I never have to see you on TV again.

Wow...that was pretty quick. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: W is just a guy. Probably wouldn't be lame to hang out with, probably would have been a good president if September 11 hadn't happened. I don't think he is in anyway a bad person, I think if anything he was misguided, and is still misguided and will continue being misguided about how he's trying to sell his legacy for probably the rest of his life. Maybe history will remember him more kindly than we know him right now...I can't say. I do know that I'm glad to see him go, and I'm so incredibly excited about our next president, I can hardly contain myself.

So, in the spirit of looking forward instead of back, Tuesday is going to be a great day.